He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
worst night to have a conscience
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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