She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Fuck appropriateness.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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