Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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