I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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