I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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