I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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