you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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