Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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