i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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