I cockslap morals
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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