Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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