Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i would punch a child for taco bell
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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