How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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