Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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