he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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