I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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