One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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