it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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