Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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