I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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