So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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