The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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