She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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