Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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