your parents love me but you hate me
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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