so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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