I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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