Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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