dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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