Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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