East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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