There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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