There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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