He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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