i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
how drunk are you?
Several
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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