As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
