that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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