last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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