You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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