Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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