Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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