I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
