Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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