your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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