He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
