I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
this will be a night to untag.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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