Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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