'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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