ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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