He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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