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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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