after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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